chess is a war game

Getting things approve is never easy. Actually, chess is a war game. Hey, we always manage to lose some pieces. Sometimes a rook, but usually some pawns. Playing chess was fun, but not any more. Funny, in the future, teachers might ban it. They already put a ban on squirt guns. Boys are suppose to act like sissies now. Yeah, we cannot have any things that remotely resembles a gun.

Source: www.oldeworldcollectibles.com via BeauT on Gentlemint