Monday, April 30, 2012


Look at the new Titanic reprica. It is made in china mon. Oh wow, this is going to be fun for me. Cheap knock off of the original version. It does not look very genuine. Like as fake as a three dollar bill even. What great material for a stand up comic.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

wind farms not green

OK so turns out wind farms not green. They create global warming. Like this is so funny we could cry even. Perhaps we should start burning coal again. Yeah, that way we can save some money. USA is the saudi arabia of coal my fine ones.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

the telephone

The telephone has been with us over 100 years. Oh yes, that is so. Perhaps we needed to make it so. History of the telephones is a long one. Alexander Graham Bell worked long and hard to create this marvel of modern science. Mostly, today people take for granted talking to people thousands of miles away.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Ford loss

Ford loss over seas. This is cutting into earning. Hey, look at what we are seeing. There is no recovery. In fact, thing are getting max worse. Economically we are in a tail spin now.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

new con

Citizens, there is some new construction now. However, it is not houses, but building for our gov. It is like we got homes too many. Perhaps this is the new normal for us. Look at new con.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

People disappear

People disappear never to reappear. Yeah, we saw never. It is now going on. Hey, what are you seeing. Like yo, what is the ticket mon.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Web going away

OK in july the web will vanish for many. This is a standard prediction from me. Like we told you. Hey, it is coming. Web going away. There are big changes on the way.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

NYC 1900

NYC 1900 is a peak of NYC in america. What a different world it was. Here we now are. Look at the average every man. It is a world with out any mercy.

Friday, April 20, 2012

nice gene

OK nice in mamas genes. It that so. Hey, there is a nice gene. Sadly, some got none. They are super mean.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

meat eating is success

Strangely, meat eating is success. Well, so says science. Perhaps, that is news. Cannot help any vegans. Hey, so pass me a rib eye.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

mystery spots

Here are some mystery spots for you. These places are new. Well, not too much, but there we now go. Time to go explore our universe.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Digg Reboot

Digg Reboot is coming. This is going to be so awesome. Hey, it grad and then some. Social media is so now. Get ready for an exciting next year.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Best Buy?

Best Buy is closing stores again. This is one sorry company. Like they keep on sinking into the mire. Making a profit is not easy. Yeah, especially in a recession.

Saturday, April 14, 2012


Looper is awesome. OK so one of the best time travel movies. Still, is Bruce Willis the best man. I do not really think so. He does not seem the typical time travel type to me. Dare devils are the ones who like risk and to use very fringe science.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Global warming

Global warming science is max. It is a major issue. Well, there we go. People do wonder on what is going on. Personally, I am not so sure. Where is sea level rise. Like we should see a raging ocean.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Transportation costs

Transportation costs should be rising. Instead they are falling - and this is a poor sign. Baltic dry index is negative and then some. Environment is very recessionary.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

game over

There are major concerns in our economy. Frankly, it is game over. Yeah, that is what we see. Citizens, we are in a poor way. Like what we need is more money. However, that goes to banks not us.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012


Steven Gibbs is afraid of spiders - so he says. I was bitten by one. They are mean. Nasty creatures says me. Wish they would go away.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

it seems

Optimists tend to have more openness to new experiences. However, reality is closer to pessimism in many ways. I prefer reality than a song. Things will happen in a way you may not suppose. Please use some pessimism. For all is not as it may seem. Milk may often masquerade as cream.

Saturday, April 07, 2012

nine persons or one car

It takes 11 acres. Oh yes to feed one car. That is if you produce corn. Basically, the corn is converted to ethanol and put in the tank of the car. OK so with the same 11 acres you can feed nine person. Which would you rather feed - nine people or one car.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Time Travel in scifi

Time Travel in scifi is common. That said, people do not understand time anymore. Like it is not a river. It is a dimension just like space.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

hate speech

Liberals, believe in hate speech, but I believe in freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press. Why is this so? Liberals are left wingers. How much freedom of speech do you find in North Korea or any other repressive regime. I will tell you - zero. Basically, the liberal press hates any kind of speech different than their very own.

Source: via Bill on Pinterest

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

$279,000 flying car

All you need is a $279,000 flying car. This future is wow. Like you can fly in the sky in your own car now. Always did dream of being in one. It reminds me of blade runner. Dude, this is real, not a new science fiction movie.

Monday, April 02, 2012

Time hop

Time hop is a pinterest for your past mon. It is a social memory app. Like this is a new arena. Friends, ah people need to understand we are playing a brand new game now.

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Workers Struggle

Workers struggle while ceo pay rises. Truly we see more compensation in execs. They do get more money.