Cell phone burns owner

This cell phone is hotter than hot, it is HOT HOT, it literally caught on fire severely burning the owner and the hotel he was in! The cell phone that burned the owner is still a secret. I can assure that it was most def not a Crapple Iphoney. The Crapple Iphony is vaporware and not out yet.

Still, I wonder who made this blazing piece of techno trash? Perhaps its a Nukia. :)