Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Obama's teleprompter comes crashing down

In what seems so prophetic, today Obama's teleprompter came crashing down.



Obama without a teleprompter is like a dragon without fire. I hope he invests in a good memory. He seems so lost without someone telling him what to do. Perhaps some ol skool cue cards are in order.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Kim has pancreatic cancer

Kim Jong Il has pancreatic cancer, The prognosis is never favourable in these cases. Kim is looking almost as thin and frail as Steve Jobs. Perhaps a future cancer cure will may him well, but things look very grim.

His son will soon become North Korea's next dictator. This could provide an opportunity to the world. All hope that this story will have a less tragic ending.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Eric Holder looks into CIA torture

It is high time we look into some of the most disgraceful policies of our time. These are the direct violation of geneva convention as pertaining to water boarding and other torture. AG Eric Holder will now look into CIA torture policy.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Google Earth used to find buried treasure

Riches, gold coins in a chest on white photo
OK in a tale that sounds to good to be even close to being true, we hear that a man uses Google Earth to find a buried treasure ship. Perhaps, but many will wait until they see some evidence before they believe this story.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Fountain of youth on Easter Island

That mysterious Easter Island known as Rapa Nui or Pascua is the source of many a mystery. However scientists found a fountain of youth chemical on Easter Island. This chemical can supposedly extend people's lives a decade. Good news if true.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

global economic crisis

Green Stock Market World Economy Abstract Background photo
OK major uncertainty over our financial system has led to a global economic crisis. With banks worrying about lending money and consumers saving instead of spending, sales are way down.

There is now talk of currency controls and limits on foreign exchange. People, the banks are still in trouble. Perhaps as property prices drop banks will finally admit that they are insolvent. In order to stop a run on banking system a bank holiday may be necessary.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

supergerms

analytical chemist - doctor examine dangerous green fluid photo

Folks, this year XDR TB will probably kill more people than swine flu. Tuberculosis kills over one million people each year, it is up there with malaria. XDR means x-treme drug resistant. OK, many new supergerms are out there that are resistant to antibiotics. This is a problem in the near future.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

code theft

green printed-circuit board for electronic components photoToday's news is that russian born Sergey Aleynikov stole computer codes from Goldman Sachs worth billions. This news might help a few fools who are into OUTsourcing wake up. The cost can far outstrip any money savings.

Future crime will be quite different with people stealing computer codes over the internet. The criminals might crack codes instead of safes.

Monday, July 06, 2009

oil prices plunge - no recovery

Globe showing arabia on a chart of oil output and prices photoSadly, our recovery is a false mirage. Oil prices plunged below 65/barrel on news that there is no recovery. This means we will pay less at the pump, but also that we are finally waking up to a very grim reality.