Thursday, November 03, 2005

Time machine used to escape jail?

Today on to a lighter note. Steven Gibbs told me that a corrections officer had called him. According to the corrections officer at the jail, one of the inmates was building a vortex so he could escape using time travel. He had also cobbled together a primitive time machine in his attempts to escape.

The prisoner was hanging coats on the time portal and pretending that it was nothing. This artficial grid point when used in conjunction with the time machine was supposed to send the jail bird to the 1800's before the jail was built. When he could fly the coop, starting off a new life in the wild west.

I laughed so hard that I could not contain myself. The uses people will think up for time travel. Still, the idea is most novel, in fact, I am surprised it has not been used in a movie.

Finding a vortex is always the hard partin time travel. There are maps of strange places where paranormal events occur, that would be a good start.

According to Steven Gibbs a radio can be used to find a vortex. This is because a vortex will interfere with radio signals and create a "quiet zone". Often you will find that your cell phone cuts out when inside a vortex. This Steven told me is due to the fact that a vortex has time shifting properties.

Each vortex will open at odd hours and allow you to physically travel to an alternate timeline.

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