What is cramer saying?

What is cramer saying? Numbers are not good for us. Employment is looking bad and getting worse. Still, he does not want people selling now. Well, we need to think something up. Millions listen to this man. Stocks might get smashed if a cable snaps. Look at the price of corn. Hey, it keeps going up. Expect this to affect the future price of eggs. That one is going up. Great opportunities abound for us.