Rightwing Reds

The right wing has long made fun of people like Senator Edward Kennedy who champions school busing while sending his own kids to private schools, but what about the caviar capitalists that shut down American factories and send the work down to Red China?
Our own champagne socialists who claim to be on the side of freedom, but help oppresive communist regimes stay in power.

Yes, the corporate executives who are constantly talking about making cuts, downsizing, and outsourcing. We need to DOWNsize their megasalaries of 200 million per year. We need to DOWNsize their megamansions of over 10,000 square feet of opulence.

These BMW bolsheviks who speak the language of capitalism, but do everything in their power to destroy America by sending our jobs to Red China, a country that has nuclear missle pointing at the heartland of the United States.

All they every talk about is making cuts. Well, why don't they start by cutting their own oversized salaries?